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♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads, donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool but rude ♪
♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪
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this time I have it, krang,
a scheme that will finally rid us
of those blasted turtles once and for all.
Yeah. Right.
And just how do you propose doing this?
Simple. The police are understaffed.
Even now they are working on a plan to build a robot police force.
And what has that to do with you?
I will steal the robot,
program it to obey only me,
then create an army of clones with which to destroy the turtles.
All right. But remember, if you fail,
you shall spend the rest of your miserable existence
with these two dolts.
Yeah. Heh heh. With us.
Have no fear. I will not fail.
Cheer up, Irma.
There are thousands of nice guys in the city.
Oh, yeah? So how come I can't meet one?
You will, Irma. Just be patient.
Hey, baby.
What's shaking, sweet thing?
April, you were right.
My patience finally paid off.
Forget it, Irma.
Just keep waiting.
That's strange.
The door was unlocked.
No wonder. I'm being robbed!
Hiya, ladies.
You drop that couch this instant.
Good idea, doll.
Saves me taking the stairs.
Stop that! You can't take my things.
Oh!
Ooh, the nerve of those creeps!
They wouldn't get away with this
if the turtles were here.
Most people would want the boys in blue.
She wants the boys in green.
Steady, donatello.
Do not lose your concentration.
I'm trying, splinter.
Hold steady, dudes.
It's just about screwed in.
Wha--hang on!
I hope we're not being graded on this.
All things in life are subject to examination,
my young friends.
[COMMUNICATOR BEEPS] Come in, guys.
It's an emergency.
What's wrong, April?
My apartment has just been burglarized.
They took everything.
What a bummer, man.
Hold on, April. We'll be right there.
Turtles.
What about the light bulb?
Oh, yeah. Right.
Hey, dynamite catch.
Oh! I am so angry, Irma.
This city is overrun with thieves and hoodlums.
Gosh, April, don't just bite it.
Fight it.
What do you mean?
Well, do a story on it for channel 6 news.
Irma, you're right. I will.
Who are you calling?
My contact at police headquarters.
He owes me one.
Ok, fellas.
Keep your eyes open now.
Oh, wow, dudes.
Scope that out.
That's the same van April described.
Step right up, guys, for some really hot buys.
Yeah, you want to buy this TV that we just picked up?
It's a real steal.
Heh heh heh! Heh heh heh!
Hey, I recognize that. It's April's.
In fact, all of this stuff's
been stolen from April's apartment.
Ok, bozos, hand it over.
I guess these clowns are looking for trouble, huh?
Ok, wimps. Let's rumble.
Ready for a little workout, guys?
Radical notion, dude.
Turtle costumes?
Oh, that's real scary, ain't it?
Oh, yeah. Real scary.
Hey, it worked before.
Why not a second time?
1, 2, 3...
Lift!
Things are looking up.
Yeah. Now that is scary.
You see, there are ways of settling disputes without violence.
Ah! I'm glad it worked.
Couldn't hold this thing up another 10 minutes.
Ok, I've got the address. Thanks.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Special delivery for April O'Neill.
Here, April. We brought all your things back
exactly as promised.
But they're all ruined!
Don't sweat it.
I have them fixed in one minute.
Uh, better make that a few minutes.
Listen, guys, I've got to run.
I'm onto an important story,
but I do appreciate all your help.
This is the place.
My contact said they're building
a secret experimental robot cop here.
That could be the answer to this whole crime in the streets problem.
[GASPS] Someone's coming.
Ooh, this place is right out of a monster movie
complete with frankenstein.
I sure hope not.
"Rex-1"?
A robot cop.
This must be the gadget that controls it.
It works.
What a scoop this will be.
I am Rex-1.
I am programmed to serve and protect you.
Uh, nice to meet you. I'm April.
Now say cheese.
Cheese does not compute.
I would rather ingest an oil shake.
[GASPS] The security guards.
Are you in danger?
Just stay still and hold your tongue.
Whatever you say.
All right, who's in there?
[CLATTER]
Don't move. You're under arrest.
But I'm April O'Neill, channel 6 news.
Save it for the police, lady.
[GASPS]
The police are already here.
You're charged with disturbing the peace...
Put us down, you hunk of tin.
Resisting arrest...
You ain't never gettin' away with this!
...and using a double negative.
I'd better get out of here.
They'll be coming to any minute.
It was nice meeting you, Rex.
Wait, sir. You forgot an important item.
I was lucky to get out of there with my skin.
Hello.
You! Why did you follow me?
You are my controller.
I serve and protect only you.
That's sweet of you, Rex, but I'd rather not.
Now, if you don't mind, I'm going home.
Yes, sir. Home immediately.
Whoa! You don't have to carry me.
I can walk, honest.
Heel. Sit. Down, boy.
Soon, I shall be able to tap into the city's computers.
And when I do, victory will be mine. Ha ha!
Ooh! Ooh ooh!
Can I press some of the buttons? Can I?
Oh, please! Oh, please!
Pretty please, can I?
Will you two imbecilic buffoons stop pestering me!
This is delicate work.
He called us imbecilic buffoons.
Yeah. And you thought he didn't like us.
Here, sir.
What's that?
Your dinner. You must ingest
your daily intake of fuel.
Mmm. This is very good.
I have been programmed to cook as well as to fight.
Yoo-hoo, April! I just wanted--
oh...Oh, I am so sorry.
I didn't realize you had company.
Quite a hunk.
Forget it, Irma. He's not human.
Open up, miss O'Neill.
We know you and that robot are in there.
It's those security guards, they've found me.
Yeah, we're gonna count to 3 here,
and then we break down the door.
1, 2...
...2 1/2, 3!
Ok, this is it. Your last chance.
I will answer the door.
No, no. Don't open that door.
Very well. I will make a new one.
Never mind.
IRMA: Aw! It sure is nice
to have a man around the house.
Oh, I'm sorry, Rex,
but you'll just have to go back to the lab.
Negative. I must remain with my controller.
And he's so faithful, too.
Are there any more like you down at the lab?
Forget it, Irma.
I've gotta get him out of here.
So, what do you think, guys?
You think I could make it as a Baton twirler?
Hey, fella, that was my best bow.
Being a 7-foot robot
means never having to say you're sorry.
I'll handle this.
Put him down, you oversized tin can.
Cut it out, Leonardo.
It's ok, Rex. They're friends.
If they are your friends,
they are my friends.
Uff!
I'd hate to see how he treats an enemy.
Hey, what's the scoop, April?
Who is this chrome-plated dude?
His name is Rex-1.
He's an experimental police robot.
He followed me home from the lab.
Ah! Sounds like he's got a crush on you.
I was only trying to get a story.
Now the police think I stole him.
How can we be of assistance?
Well, there is something you can do.
Ok, fellas. Let's go for it.
Excuse me, but wouldn't the elevator be a whole lot easier?
Vernon, where the devil is April?
I don't know, Mr. Thompson.
I haven't seen her all day.
Well, find her, blast it!
Oh! What's going on?
Don't panic, fella.
Yeah, and no fair peeking.
We're taking you to see April.
Are you ready, Vernon?
I'm not sure.
I've never done this wearing a blindfold before.
Hey, man, come on.
Like you gotta open yourself up to new experiences. Ok?
No, no, Vernon.
Point it in this direction.
Oh, this is impossible.
I'm a sensitive artist.
Never mind, Vernon. I'll help you.
Oh, wow. Is this ever cool.
Hey, guys, do something.
Duh, how's this?
Look at me, ma!
I'm dancing. I'm dancing.
Do you mind, fellas?
I'd like to get my scoop into channel 6
this decade.
Oh, sure, April.
Channel 6 is standing by.
Ok, April. You're on.
This is April O'Neill,
coming to you live from a secret location.
Secret location! What is going on here?
I'm here with an amazing robot known as Rex-1,
which stands for robot enforcement experiment.
I'm told the city plans to put these robots into mass production.
The plan is to use these to replace the city's human police officers.
Hmm.
A most interesting concept.
Will this plan work?
And will this be the end of the annual police softball games?
Only time will tell.
Ha ha ha!
Soon I shall answer all their questions.
Now that I've tapped into the city's computers,
I shall have the plans for the Rex prototype.
And with this duplicating equipment,
I'll soon have my own army of obedient robots
to do my bidding.
Ok, April, that's a wrap.
Hey, that means you, too, Vernon.
Time to boogie on home, bud.
This time let's take the elevator, please.
This is phase one of my plan.
And these 4 most wanted criminals
are your prime target.
Your job-- to destroy them.
Mission accomplished.
Now that we've returned Vernon,
it's back to the sewers.
Oh, for sure.
Being out in public stresses me out totally.
Uh-oh. Trouble up ahead.
Look what's headed this way.
They look like cousins of Rex-1.
I wish they were distant cousins.
You are most wanted criminals.
And I always thought it would be nice to be wanted.
They outnumber us 3 to 1.
There's no way we can fight them.
Hmm. What would master splinter do in a case like this?
Oh, I'm hoping he'd split.
In this situation,
that would seem like the best strategy.
Uh-oh. Cancel that maneuver.
Whatever happens,
we'll go down fighting bravely
just like true ninja turtles.
Drop your weapons. You are under arrest
in the name of the emperor shredder.
Shredder. I should have known.
I repeat. Drop your weapons.
Forget it! We'd rather drop our bodies.
Turtle power!
Emperor shredder,
there is no sign of the 4 turtle criminals.
Excellent, excellent.
The turtles are gone at last.
Emperor shredder to all robot enforcers.
Proceed to phase two.
What? Who in blazes are you?
We are the new law enforcement troops.
That's strange. Why did channel 6 suddenly go off the air?
And where are the turtles?
I have tried summoning them.
But they do not answer.
Splinter, I have a really bad feeling about this.
There is a time for feeling,
and a time for action.
Come with me.
All right! Luckily, those robots
didn't realize we're amphibians.
Sure. Water is our natural habitat.
Yeah, it's also the stuff we live in.
Ooh, yecchh!
Remind me never to go swimming in the east river again.
Oh, when will people realize that they're destroying their own water supply?
Donatello calling April.
Come in, April.
She's not answering.
Maybe she's out looking for us.
Ah, not a great idea with those tin twerps roaming the streets.
We'll find her.
I'll set the homing device on my communicator.
Let's go.
APRIL: Those robots have turned the city into a war zone.
Halt. You are under arrest.
Surrender in the name of emperor shredder.
Emperor shredder, is it?
No, Rex! What are you doing?
Just following orders.
I am programmed to serve and protect you. Remember?
Your usefulness is over, Rex-1.
You must be destroyed.
Rex-1 is no longer operative
all hail to emperor shredder.
Oh, no. Poor Rex.
More enemies.
We must make them inoperative.
Don't bet your circuit boards on it, pal.
The criminals! Destroy them.
Don't sweat it, turtles.
I'll handle this.
Whoa, bummer. What happened to Rex?
He's in pretty bad shape.
This is all my fault. I had to have my big scoop.
Now Rex is smashed up,
and there's an army of evil clones taking over the city.
This is shredder's doing, not yours.
Hmm. I have an idea
how we might be able to gain control of those other robots.
Wire.
Transistor tube.
Oh, man! Did you have to use our TV
for spare parts?
I had no choice. We don't have time to run out and buy any.
Please say he's going to pull through, donatello.
Please.
He'd better. He's our only hope
against those Rex clones.
Videotapes.
No! Not my favorite flicks!
Sorry, Michelangelo, but we need tapes to install his new program.
Ah. There. We've done all we can.
Oh.
All right!
My name is Rex-1.
My job is-- my job is-- my job is--
to serve and protect you.
Donatello, you're a genius.
Who am I to argue?
This is great.
But what about the other robots?
Oh, I programmed Rex to control them,
but his range is limited.
I borrowed a part from an old toaster.
Which means we must lure the robots into our trap,
and I know just the thing.
Fireworks? What good are those?
Just be patient, Raphael, and you shall see.
All right, master. Here goes.
It's--it's us.
Actually I think it looks more like me.
Whoa, man. Totally awesome.
What now, splinter?
The trap has been set.
Now we wait to close it.
[SIREN]
Emperor shredder, the turtles live.
They are at the amusement park.
They live, do they?
Well, they won't for long.
Summoning all rexes.
Converge on the amusement park
and destroy the turtles.
Turtles, we know you are in there.
Come out with your hands up.
Steady, guys. They're almost within range.
APRIL: Are you sure this is going to work?
It better, or we're all dead meat.
All right, you varmints. Eat lead.
Varmints.
I, uh, I guess I got
a Western movie in there, too.
Golly, Toto,
this doesn't look like Kansas to me.
Hey, moe! Woo-woo-woo-woo!
Uh-oh. We've got to do something.
We're right with you, Leonardo.
Forget him, dudes.
Try those peashooters on us.
That's it. Keep drawing their fire.
Care for a little spin?
Surrender in the name of emperor shredder.
You got to catch us first, dude.
Tough tamales, tin man.
You are enemies of the state. Your sentence is death.
Whoa, feel like I'm in a shooting gallery.
Hurry, donatello. We can't keep this up much longer.
No duh!
I order you to put down your weapons.
And what will you do if we refuse?
You leave me only one recourse.
1-2, 1-2. No pain, no gain.
What happened?
Something got fouled up.
That's my aerobics workout tape.
1-2, 1-2, 1-2. Be like a birdie.
1-2, 1-2, 1-2. Be like birds.
All right, bud. Ha ha ha!
It worked. It worked.
Blast you, turtles. You've done it to me again.
But one day, turtles, I will win.
And so the entire robot enforcement experiment
has been abandoned.
Oh, well, Rex-1, wherever you are,
you were only a robot,
but I kinda liked you.
IRMA: Yoo-hoo, April!
My date and I are going to the movies.
You want to join us?
I don't think so, Irma.
You might change your mind when you see who it is.
APRIL: Rex!
And we have you to thank, April.
After all, you introduced us.
My job is to serve and protect
and take Irma to the movies.
He's such a quick learner.
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